Hi Adam,
This year's crop of Idol contestants all look scared to death on stage, and don't connect with the audience at all. They need to be sprinkled with some magic glitter from Planet Fierce, and only you can dispense it! Can't wait to see the show tonight. You broke American Idol, so of course they had to have you back so you can fix it.
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Hi Adam,
This year's crop of Idol contestants all look scared to death on stage, and don't connect with the audience at all. They need to be sprinkled with some magic glitter from Planet Fierce, and only you can dispense it! Can't wait to see the show tonight. You broke American Idol, so of course they had to have you back so you can fix it.