My Adam Limericks:
The product of another sleepless night
Freckles sweet dot the bridge of his nose.
They're a treat on his fingers and toes.
But the best-- they're the pips!
Are the ones on his lips.
What I'd give if he'd let me kiss those!
I made up several while sitting out insomnia last night.
With a voice like an angel on high
But a devilish glint in his eye,
Adam's out of the box--
He's a huge paradox
Now I'm wishing he was at least bi!
And--
Through your sweet, puckish smile laughter hints
In your ebony hair turqoise tints
Sky blue eyes soft like morn
Are you part unicorn?
You're our glittery alien prince.
And another--
'Neath the rumbling streets of L.A.
Lies his dark club with sex on display
Bring me pleasure or pain
With your kiss or your cane,
Take me, Adam, and do what you may.
Help me! I can't stop!!!!
He can Strut or be Soaked to the bone,
Give us Fever or last dance alone,
He's a Sure Fire Winner,
Our Top 40 Spinner,
Broken Open, he just makes us moan.
and from before:
American Idol a-flutter,
He turned all our hearts to butter.
And now he's a star,
We know he'll go far
And put all our minds in the gutter.
The sexiest man on the earth
Has a voice so amazing, it's worth
his whole weight in gold.
I forget that I'm old
When I hear him, I'm joyous with mirth.



