WRITTEN BY MY 80-SOMETHING YEAR-OLD MOM WHO IS absolutely WILD about Adam Lambert. ENJOY! And if ANYONE can get me Boston Idol tix (sold out), please let me know. My mom wants to meet Adam. Of course. (Mom wrote this after my cousin in California sent her an Adam Idol t-shirt)....

Oh, here I am—my T-shirt unfurled...
I hear him singing Mad Mad World,
I see those fingernails—painted black,,,,
(I think the Rolling Stones are back!)

I see him slinking onto the stage—
Oh Gosh—NO WONDER he’s the rage!
This Adam Lambert –wait and see!
He’s destined for eternity

To leave his mark on Music World
With lots more than just Mad Mad World...
He’s going to rise to heights above
With his rendition of Whole Lotta Love,

And then onstage he slinky slides
To meet young Allison—in Slow Ride ...
And oh-my-gosh! When Adam SMILED,
Who’d ever think he was BORN TO BE WILD!

Just sit back, feast on his attire—
This guy himself is a Ring of Fire!
Oh, Adam Lambert! American Idol!
Come over to our side and join the “bridal”

Broads awaiting just your presence!
(No matter, Adam! You are “THE” essence!!)