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  • Other side

    JANUARY 28, 2012, 4:02 pm

    I was10 years old, swimming with my cousins and sister. We would take turns sitting on the side of the pool and grabbing legs to yank each other in. I threw my head back cracked open the base of my skull and sank to the bottom. I know that part because I was told. This part I know because I was there. I walked down a path in the fall woods beside a stream. I came to a meadow filled with tall grasses, it smelled fantastic, the grass squeeked under my bare feet. Next thing I was sitting down with a bright light at my back.read more »

  • Refrigerator Rolls

    DECEMBER 19, 2011, 3:17 pm

    2 envelopes yeast, fresh
    4 tablespoons warm water( temp is just warm on your skin)
    1 teaspoon salt
    2/3 cup sugar
    6 tablespoons Crisco (most use butter, Crisco makes better rolls IMO)
    1 cup boiling water
    1 cup whole milk
    2 eggs, well beaten
    6-7 cups flour

    Soften yeast in warm water and set aside, combine salt, sugar, shortening and boiling water. Add milk, cool to lukewarm. Mix in yeast, egg and flour until to thick to use mixer. Knead in rest of flour until dough no longer sticky.read more »

  • OMG!! ROFLMAO!!

    SEPTEMBER 29, 2011, 4:26 pm

    WARNING: ONLY Read This When And Where You Are Able To LAUGH OUT LOUD.

    I went to Home Depot recently while not being altogether sure that course of action was a wise one. You see, the previous evening I had prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented "you're definitely going to crap yourself' road-kill chili". Tasty stuff, although hot to the point of being painful, which comes with a written guarantee from me that "if you eat it, the next day both of your butt cheeks will fall off".read more »