Crouching in the shadows next to the front gate I formulate my plan. All of Adam's concerts have been sold out for years now. It's like trying to get tickets to the International Space Station. I can't take it any more. I'm making it to this concert!

Hm...security is tight. I think it might be easier to break into Fort Knox. But I've come prepared! There's a plethora of tools in my backpack. It's time to make my move. Crawling along the perimeter, I pull out my glitter spray. Spraying ahead of me, I reveal laser motion detectors. Got to crawl very low through here. Oh no! Here come the perimeter guards, and they have dogs! I have one chance. There's a ring of fire covering a drain pipe close by. I make my break. Crawling as fast as I can, making sure I stay under the Lasers, but ahead of security, I make it to the drainage pipe. I spray my glitter again. It seems to have doused the fire just enough for me to get through. I get past the fire just as it renews it's firey ring!

It's very dark in here, so i pull out a blue glowstick and crack it into life. Ah, just enough light to help me navigate my way towards the next level of security. I've done my home work. I know I have to move from the drain to the outer wall of the arena in less than 5 seconds. As this is the amount of time it takes the spotlights to sweep one way along the wall. Then another 5 seconds to sweep the other way. Time to move! I stand up and run full speed. Here comes the spolight! Whew, just made it.

I pull out my body paint and paint myself to match the wall. There's a locked door just ahead. I pull off my lightning bolt pendant and pick the lock. Not the easiest lock in the world, but i here that little click. I enter the building.

I can hear another set of guards comming down the hallway. I throw myself against the wall and act like I'm part of it. They walk by without even glancing my way. I'm in the Performers area, I can see Adam Lambert written on a door. I duck into a bathroom and change into my Adam outfit. As I come out a dude dressed in overalls walks by. He gives me a weird look but keeps on going. Yes, I'm almost there! Suddenly he turns around and looks right at me. OH SHIIT!.... He says,"can I help you with something Adam?" 'No thanks. I'm fine." He shrugs and walks up to the door with Adams name on it and pulls the name tag off the door. What the fuuck?

I run down the hallway and into the back stage area. I can hear the crowd, but they don't seem loud enough. I continue out into the arena. OMFG....There's a rodeo taking place....I got the wrong date! Ironically, a cowboy named Gokey just got thrown from the bull named Fierce.

Just as I'm wondering what the hell I'm going to do now, A security guard comes up from behind and grabs me. I wiggle free and decide to make a break for it. The crowd seems to have noticed the ruckus. As I'm running I hear,"Hey! It's Adam!" Now all hell is breaking loose! Everyone is jumping over the barriers and giving chase. I run back by the guy in overalls. He reachs out to grab me, so I tickle him with one of my feathers and slip past. I'm running full speed, but they're gaining. Suddenly The way forward is blocked too. These fools think I'm Adam! All I can hear is Adam this and Adam that. I yell,I'm not Adam! But they keep closing in. They grab me. They are overwhelming me with their love. Ah, I could get used to this!

I wake up. Slowly my senses come back. I remember, I hid my ticket under my mattress. I reach over and feel around. There it is! Whew, I'm going crazy! I wish tomorrow would hurry up and get here!