So:

I'm kind of freaking out. I looked on the Midland Theater website, and it says that tickets for Adam's Kansas City show go on sale to the general public on May 14th. But, I'm not GENERAL PUBLIC. I'm like, his slave. I'm Glambert #4002! I have to have a ticket before the general public! So I friggin looked again, and it says, "Fan Club Presale" starts TO-FRIGGIN-MORROW at 10 am. What does that mean? I'm signed up to all the stuff I could possibly be signed up to, does that mean I'll be able to take part in the presale? OH GOD I HOPE SO! Otherwise I may have a heart-attack. Seriously. SERIOUSLY. Panicking right now. Lots of hyper-ventilating going on right now.