HELP! I HAVE ADAMNESIA AND I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!:
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Thursday, June 11, 2009 - 21:37
HELP! I HAVE ADAMNESIA AND I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!
I've discovered a new condition that needs to be added to the Adam Lambert Lexicon: Adamnesia.
I will now share my adamnesiac experience with you, because I wouldn't dare share it with anybody in the RW. I know you will all thoroughly understand. Well, you know how you're at work and it could be one of those days that you could swear it feels like Friday just because you're wishful thinking it to be Friday? Next thing you know, you're acting like it's Friday all day. So, here I was thinking it was Friday, went to my car, turned the radio on, "Satisfaction" came on, not Adam's version, but the Rolling Stones. Yikes, Rolling Stone. Must jet to the local mag rack and buy it immediately. Go to store number 1 and ask where the RS is and am told the vendor didn't come today. Now, I'm really hating on this vendor. This vendor is on my s***list forever. Go to store number 2 and same thing. Figure the stores are close by, so must be the same vendor. Want to murder this vendor now. So, go to store number 3 on other side of town. Not on shelves. Go ask the little gray haired lady behind the counter where the new issue of RS is and she starts telling the 2 kids who don't look old enough to drive, let alone work a cash register, "She's looking for the RS with the cover of whatshisname." I inform the 3 looking at me unsympathetically that his name is Adam Lambert. The girlchild starts punching things into her computer, while I reiterate it was supposed to be issued today. The jailbait says, "Not the Lady Gaga one?" I reply, "Not the Lady Gaga one." The boychild looks at me like the pathetic person I'm feeling like now. The semipubescent female informed me it comes out on Friday. The Adamnesia fog begins to lift. Today is not Friday. I'm sure I mumbled something, but I didn't dare say I thought today was Friday to them and left the store with my tail between my legs and my head up my ass.
The moral of my story is that I'm sure we all have been experiencing our own forms of Adamnesia, perhaps multiple times. I KNOW we've all been receiving multiple Adamgasms! Perhaps a doctor can look into the possible phenomenon of Adamgasm Inducing Adamnesia. There's a strong possibility of a correlation. It's nothing to be ashamed of and now that we have a name for our condition, we can share our Adamnesiac trials and tribulations here as a form of group therapy, until they find a cure. Alas, Jerry Lewis hasn't started a telethon yet, so we will have to all hang on to each other. Come on, we can get through this. After all, now we don't have to blame it on having a senior moment or a brain fart; we are simply suffering from a rare form of ADAMNESIA.
Please come here to share your adamnesiac stories and comments. Talk amongst yourselves...
Fade in to Friday, the real Friday:
God I hope I get it
I hope I get it
I really need a copy
Oh God I want a copy
How many stores
How many stores
Look at all the Gaga's
At all the Gaga's
How many Gaga's do we need
God I hope I get it
I hope I get it
I really need a copy
Oh God I want a copy
God I really got it
I really got it
Oh God I got a copy
I really got a copy
How many boys (many, lucky bastards!)
How many girls (bicurious? pass the bigoggles!)
Look at all the Adam's
At all the Adam's
How many Adam's do I need (3 apparently, was nice and left one on shelf)
God I really got it
I really got it
I really got a copy
Oh God I got a copy
*********************edit: July 30, 2009*******************the next verse
God I hope I get it
I hope I get it
I really need a ticket
Oh God I want a ticket
How many venues
How many venues
Look at all the tickets
At all the tickets
How many tickets do I need
God I hope I get it
I hope I get it
I really need a ticket
Oh God I want a ticket
God I really got it
I really got it
Oh God I got a ticket
I really got a ticket
How many days
How many days
Look at all the days left
At all the days left
How many more until the show
How many more until I blow
God I really got it
I really got it
I really got a ticket
Oh God I got a ticket
8/8/09- my recap of Newark concert http://www.adamofficial.com/node/512251
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Hahahaha Dev!!!!!!!!!!! Your passing out presents again. Squee is right. Love it.
MAPRIL, I CAN SMELL IT....
http://i821.photobucket.com/albums/zz134/Lulu2365/TRESPASSING/Trespassin...
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k502/illuxxia/gifs/bzz-1.gif
i think my adamnesia has adamnesia. looks mighty different around here. black and yellow. black and yellow.
It smells like teen spirit in here. Danish, are you Danish? If so, I love the Danish.
DEV!!! Queen concerts with Adam have been revived, and so has one of my fav threads!!
A great day indeed!
HEY DEV!!!!!
Just passing through and checking out what's been going on on AO. Not much, huh. On the other hand... YAYAYAYAY, YOU RESURRECTED THE ADAMNESIA THREAD!!! Wonderful. Do you need me to pick anything up in Aisle 11b for you. Clearly you are too busy to worry about stocking supplies!
xoxoxo tatt <3
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Hey Goose!!!!!!!!!! Are u on twatland? I want to follow u. MMMMUUUAAAHHH!!!
Danish!
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Yay!!!!!!!!!!!! Adam and Queen, more shows this summer. I'm clapping like they are in that cool gif Dev! This place is fun. Never know what kind of treats and surprises will be in here.
That deserves a huge round of applause! http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj45/mindchnger/Gifs/nnnawards.gif
bf seal clapping is beyond adorbs
HOLY f***!!!!! DID YOU SEE THIS????????? MY ADAMNESIA HAS ADAMNESIA AFTER SEEING THIS!!!!!
http://cdn01.cdn.socialitelife.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/06/adam-la...
wowza 24/7 found her way thru her adamnesiac fog !!!!
squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
old times in the new times
)))))))))
guys please throw some votes for adam. way behind!
vote for adam lambert now!!!!!!! http://www.zimbio.com/Poll+of+the+Day/articles/w5dgSw5bIIg/Poll+Day+Adam...
I had a major case of adamnesia today! I forgot to clean, I forgot to pay bills, my God I even forgot to eat a couple of times! All I could do was sit glued in front of the computer either watching and replaying BTIKMS or watching all the Hoopla about the video and then the Hoopla QueenLambertGate conspiracies. I had twenty tabs open at once---surfing the net for more Adam-more pictures of Adam-more sightings of Adam...watch vid again-back to twitter. OK I've got to say it--
SSSSSSSSSSSSQQQQQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Glad I got that out of my system. So happy to see some very dear long time Adamnesiacs--Dev-Gradam-Selu-Lapis *******************************HUGS*******************************
I forgot to do all my 'work' today. But when I virtually bumped into Dev she told me adamnesia land was resurfacing--I just had to drop in. I haven't been to AO for so long--What 4 or 5 months? I couldn't find my password--but out of all the things I have forgotten, I didn't forget my AO password!!! Now that's Love!
I can't tell you how excited I am about the new album! When it comes out I better just clear the calander for a week of complete adamsorbtion! I know I won't come up for air for at least that long--I will have a total case of a adamnesia.
Mwah!
ty selu, oooh like the new wolfie look
omfrackingG! my adamnesia has no recourse for a wee little break! soooooooooo very much to take in in adamstorm 2! not complaining, but do any of u adamnesiacs remember where the lambrillator is?
i mean, all these interviews and unfy pics, now the video, which i have barely begun to unf over properly, and a possible photoshoot pic to D. I. E. for!!!!!!!!!
https://p.twimg.com/AkvIvPGCEAIg3C4.jpg
*DED*
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Dev~ Will do! You are awesome...
E-News gave Adam some airtime love!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv1voAZriF4&feature=youtu.be
Guys!!!!!!!
Comment on this u2b about adam lambert and the super bowl! they are talking this year, so i added some comments with the link to 2013 petition too http://twitition.com/jtvku . but we need lots of adam comments, regardless of year!!
http://youtu.be/RM-vam_etfQ
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Adamnesia, again, and then some... From the Castle postings, acoustic Trespassing...I is ded, ded, ded!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/user/glitterfashion022#p/u/6/aIjbx8VhOQE
@adamdevotee
hehe ,lol
Though I don't mind it xD The first time I'm terribly ill but I actually LOVE THIS ILLNESS XD
Loved that last Yahoo review! I so much wanna listen to Cuckoo right now. Hearing Adam with a "kylie like" sound gets me thrilled
gah! these reviews are gonna kill me!!!!!!!!!
http://music.yahoo.com/blogs/reality-rocks/time-cuckoo-preview-adam-lamb...
I see the thread’s been busy while I’ve been furthering my adamnesia with my adamobsession
So nice seeing old friends, gradam, lapis, and selu too, after her long absence from ao. Must be all the hoopla!
Nice to see new visitors too…
Icecream-I know what u mean. Even a little adam goes a long way. I’m a madge fan too, but she has always come off as c***y in interviews, and even moreso lately. Adam never does that, which endears him to us even more. He has so much he could be c***y about, but he is too sweet natured for that.
Maison- hello all the way in india! We all know exactly how u feel. Adamwithdrawal is a regular side effect of adamnesia
Omg selu zebra pants!!!!! Unf so many pretty pressies here’s 1 for you http://qoatg.smugmug.com/Music/Adam-Lambert-River-Rock/IMG5498-copy/8344...
Bud-glad u have a bff in rl that u can squee with. Some of us only have our virtual stans who get us. Tg for the internet, right? Thanks so much & glad my thread made u LOL!
Debo-yes adamania is another byproduct of adamnesia. Flail a little longer and the adamnesia will settle the adamania a bit. It’s an adamcoaster ride. Lots of highs and lows. Pretty sure that adamstorm 2 is gonna keep us on the high of adamania for a while
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Dev~ TY for leaving such a beautiful pressie... just had to bring it here, too.
http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/395533_10150517761989091_...
and really enthralled with this one also...
http://p.twimg.com/AjyBy-aCMAAQps5.jpg
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I am completely u n d o n e . Slayed by the Glittery Alien from Planet Fierce.
How to find my way back? Do I want to come back? Maybe I'll just stay in this Universe...
Oh my Dark Lord.
I have ADAMANIA (Mania is a state of abnormally elevated or irritable mood, arousal, and/ or energy levels.)
all revolves around Adam.
(except I'm NOT irritable--well maybe sexually irritable) hahahaha
This thread is hilarious.I don't have a story but I certainly identify with all of these. I really did LOL while reading.I love every flailing story.
My BFF is an Adam fan(of course thanks to me).Said pal has perfect pitch so Adam blows him away. I think Adam's bravery in being himself ,just knocks his socks off too.So he is a big fan,but he doesn't ever squee in a high pitched voice,and this is always to my disappointment.
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Can't wait. Is it 11:35pm yet???
Whisp left a prezzie in the Castle. Remember these?
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/394016_217341555...
Is it 11:35pm yet???
Oh what a wonderful post
By the way I'm really obsessed with Adam ... M y WalkMan is full of only his pics ,I have folders and folders dedicated to him , I watch YT videos of him almost the whole day and listen to his songs 24X7 .
I talk about him with all my non-Glambert fans non-stop and one of them thinks that I've lost my mind 
All this while when I was unable to come online I was troubled by the fact that I'm missing a lot of news about Adam ,I haven't been voting cause of it plus I had a thought that troubled me the most ,"What if Adam has released the BTIKM video ,Omg ,I won't be able to watch it !" I was so freckin' scared. I don't know why ,but I can't stay without Adam for my entire life ,I often have those Adamgasms 
Oh god ,it's gonna be like that for my enitire life xD
In addition I have grown a habit of saying ," Everyone's not Adam Lambert" which actually means that not everyone is perfect
Help.. I am seriously addicted to Adam. I'd rather listen to a few second of Adam's message to Byron on repeat than to Madonna's interview. I am not a fan of her, but as there have been a lot of talks about her, I tried to watch her interview on Youtube, I wanted to hear what she said about gaga, about Super bowl and so on, but it's so boring listening to her, I couldn't continue after a min or so, though I tried. Adam really spoils me.
Setting my DVR!! Because I want to!
nom nom sammich!!! HE just tweeted about Leno...gaaaaaah so freakin excited!!!
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Nom, nom, nom....pounce on Gradam and huge hug!!!!
selu...chasing you around the forum...keep getting lost in pics *pounce*
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Too excited about upcoming TV appearances this week. My heart is giving me lambitations...kind of like palpitations, only betterer!!!
So happy this thread is still around!!! HOOPLA!
Those eyes; those eyes...uhhh THUD
kslnfkn vcm vmalawkemfr ,C, Ekmfklemfc UNF mdlfmvlmwfllmvl;l;v PRETTY
http://adam-pictures.com/displayimage.php?pid=17930&fullsize=1
look no further, rca just posted the snippet on ao
they wuv us too
http://www.adamofficial.com/us/news/adams-new-song-better-i-know-myself-...
here's 1 that works, adam even tweeted it himself
http://littleglitterlittleglam.blogspot.com/2011/12/adam-lambert-better-...
he wuvs us ♥
@devotee...I think they are taking them down this fast to continue to build the anticipation...They are playing with us and it is driving us wild. I can imagine how many people are Tweeting now asking for a good link...Creating a demand for something that isn't even for sale yet...sneaky but effective
sprite, wow, as fast as these things are going up, they're taking them down. guess they don't want a snippet out there.
did u try the mediafire download i just posted? that works and they can't take that down
Awesome articles: THE ADAMSTORM PART DEUX IS HERE!!!
http://www.vh1.com/music/tuner/2011-12-14/adam-lambert-better-than-i-kno...
http://music.yahoo.com/blogs/reality-rocks/adam-lambert-reveals-single-a...
sorry devotee...I can't listen, it has been removed..
I just need to be able to get through work tonight and the rest of the week. I there a pill or something? My family is already used to it, so home is okay. My son already believes that I love Adam more than him. Not true but he does know that if Adam were in my life 12yrs ago, Adam would be his middle name.
no cure, sorry, not that you'd want one anyway. i prescribe listening to this on a loop!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeKRr5UwoDw&feature=share
Okay...Help...what is the cure again for Hyperventadam again....
ADAMNESIA COMPLETE!!!!!!!!!!!
OMFG
LOVE THIS
https://p.twimg.com/Agp6jpmCIAA18J4.jpg:large
LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS
http://www.mediafire.com/?25bx8n5eb4iz5r6
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"Who are you?"
Bwahhahahahaahahahaahahahhahahahahhahaaaa!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE
HE SAID ANY DAY NOW
ANY DAY NOW MY ADAMNESIA IS GONNA BE OFF THE CHARTS!!!!!!!!!!!
it's what's wrong with all of us
Is that what's wrong with me? LOL Thank you for the diagnosis. LOL
This drove me out of my adamnesiac fog....OMFG
http://twitpic.com/7edgwg
I see there was a visit quite a while ago from asila and mod Iris. hi! better late than never